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有关于英文小笑话故事篇一
不必再看眼科医生了
It had been many years since my last eye exam,and my wife was pestering me to make an appointment. The more she nagged , the more I procrastinated. Finally，she made an appointment for me.
我己经很多年没做眼睛检查了。我妻子总是催我去挂个号。她越是督我，我越是耽搁不去。最后，她替我挂了个号。
The day before I was to see the doctor，I was in an affectionate mood. After kissing and hugging her, I told her she really looked. good to me.,
在我去见医生的前一天，我的情绪特别好。我对妻于又是亲又是抱，还说她是我眼里最漂亮的女人.
"That does it,”she said.“I'm canceling your appointment."
她说:“这回眼睛没问题了，那我现在就去把号退了。”
有关于英文小笑话故事篇二
看法不同
After my husband，John，and I moved to Michigan from Nebraska，our new friends，proud of their beautiful tree一lined roads，teased us about the Mid-west's dull，flat，treeless land. When myparents，Nebraska farmers，visited us，I asked them about their trip.
我和丈夫约翰从内布拉斯加搬到密西根后，我们新认识的朋友们总为他们美丽的林荫大过引以为荣.他们嘲讽我们的中西部平原荒凉、贫瘩，连株枯树都没有。后来我父母从内布拉斯加的老家来看我们，我问他们对旅途的感受。
What a boring drive，"my father replied."Once you get to Michigan, there's nothing to see but trees."
我父亲抱怨着:“枯澡，乏味，一进入密西根，除了树什么都没有。”
有关于英文小笑话故事篇三
按规定办
One day I retrieved an“Attempt to Deliver Package"slip from my mail box. The letter carrier had just left，so I caught up to him and asked for the parcel.
有一天，我从信箱里取出一个纸条，上面写着:“试投包裹单。”邮递员已经走了，但我还是追上了他，向他要包裹。
"I didn't bring it，"he replied. "I just brought along the slip."
“我没带来，”他说，“我只是给你捎了个单子.”
"You're supposed to try to deliver the package. "I said."Please bring it tomorrow.“
“你应该负责送包裹吧，”我说:“那你明天带我把它带来吧。"
“可以”他告诉我，“但是你得在上午九点之前给邮局打个电话，再提醒一下这事.”
"Okay，”he told me，"but first make sure that you call the post office before 9 a. m..”
“我现丰就去打。”
"I'll phone them right now.”
“现在可不行。”他说。
"You can't，"he said.
“为什么?”
" Why not?"
“因为,你打电话找的是我，而我现在不在邮局.”
"Because you have to talk to me，and I'm not there."
