愚人节经典英语笑话
1.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
答:He's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
2.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
答:Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
3.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
答:"What does y-e-s spell?" 当别人问你“yes”怎么拼?
4.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
答:In the darkness. 在黑暗中
5. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? 愚人节人们为什么疲倦?
答:Because they have just had a long March.因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军
6.What weather do mice and rats fear? 老鼠害怕什么天气?
答:When it's raining cats and dogs.下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨
7.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? 狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?
答:When their masters go to the flea market.主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场
8.What question can never be answered by “yes”? 哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?
答:Are you asleep? 你睡着了吗
9.What tree is always very sad? 哪种树总是很伤心?
答:Weeping willow.垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树
10.When can you get water with a net? 什么时候可以用网兜装水?
答:When water is turned into ice. 当水结成冰时